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Friday funnies - May 16

by Marijke Durning, RN on May 16th, 2008

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A Professor’s Nursery Rhyme - see if you can figure out what childhood nursery rhyme has been translated into academese:

A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement
of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of
which was unspecified.

One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe
damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently
the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation
oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

But in simple English what does this exactly translate to??

Think about it for a minute before you check out the answer below .

Give up?

Okay, here it is:

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell
down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

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