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Archive for the ‘Friday Funnies’ Category

July 4th, 2008

Friday Funnies - July 4

This one may be a bit culturally insensitive but boy, did it make me laugh:
Siamese twins walk into a pub  in Vancouver, B.C.  and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the innkeeper, “Don’t mind us, we’re joined at the hip. I’m Joe, he’s Jim, we’ll have two Molson Canadian […]

By Marijke Durning, RN -- 0 comments

June 27th, 2008

Friday funnies - June 27

For the word lovers:
  1. A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.  2. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).  3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.  4. A backward poet writes inverse.  5. In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism, it’s yourcount      […]

By Marijke Durning, RN -- 1 comment

June 20th, 2008

Friday funnies - June 20

Today is LolCat day again. Love these photos!

Images: LOLCats
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June 13th, 2008

Friday Funnies - June 13

Friday Funnies took a break last week. I couldn’t find anything I wanted to put and I didn’t want to use LolCats yet again. Not that I have anything against them - I’m just looking for different things too. If you have any submissions for Friday Funnies, I’d love to know about them.
Anyway, here is […]

By Marijke Durning, RN -- 2 comments

May 30th, 2008

Friday funnies - May 30

 
Now *this* made me smile. Gives a whole new meaning to “don’t play with your food!”
Image: iStock
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May 23rd, 2008

Friday funnies - May 23

Thoughts for the weekend
Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctr Alt Delete’ and start all over?
Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells […]

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May 16th, 2008

Friday funnies - May 16

A Professor’s Nursery Rhyme - see if you can figure out what childhood nursery rhyme has been translated into academese:
A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologicprotuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size ofwhich […]

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May 9th, 2008

Friday funnies - May 9

Today I thought I’d post a few of the very popular Lolcat photos.
 

 

 

Images: iStock and Lolcat 
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May 2nd, 2008

Friday funnies - first Friday of May

 
Image: iStock.com
Today, Friday funnies goes to the movies.
Here are the 5 second versions of popular movies of the recent past:
Amadeus
The Titanic
Star Wars, Attack of the Clones
Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith
Fargo
All the Harry Potter movies
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Ever wonder about tech support in the 1930s? Wonder no longer. Click on the telephone booth to find out:

Image: Newscom
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April 25th, 2008

Friday funnies for April 25

From YouTube - Jay Thomas on Letterman, telling his Lone Ranger story (click on the TV screen):

 
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Who wants to be a millionaire?
So the other night my wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we’re laying in bed. I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her “Wanna […]

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